So, in the past two months I have sent in a lot of job applications.
(By a lot I mean something like 27).
What you should know about these applications is that there evil.
By evil I mean this...
I am applying for ministry positions which means that these applications want to know about my personality, relationship with Christ, leadership experience, manegment style, opinion about the use of rubber ducks, philosophy of fruit salad and favorite color to paint my toe nails.
What I am saying is that these suckers take a lot of time to write.
They also do this cool trick where they ask you INSANE questions that philosophers have been working on for the past 2000 years or so and they say "Please answer this in 200 words or less"
My thought here...
"Cool, I could do that...if I were a wizard with the ability to magically cut words in half!"
So...anyway, I have spent much of my recent life working on paperwork.
I have also gotten lots of exercise running back and forth to the post office with awkward looking piles of matching white envelope (which cost at least $1 to send...it adds up)
So...here's my issue,
On Monday of this week...I was falling asleep, and then I realized that I had checked my email a minimum of 30 times that day...and probably a whole lot more.
I have also checked my snail mail at least 3.
That's when I realized that I should probably chill out, take a deep breath, and refrain from touching my computer...unless strictly necessary.
Because this OCD email thing...not healthy!
